Saturday, August 13, 2011

Initial ERROR

Congratulations Initial Error, you have been selected as the first candidates on Y! Bash. How exciting right? For those of you who don't know, it's infact Initial "Era" that I am referring to, but being clever as I am.. well you get the idea. Initial Error consists of MJ & CK and I'm going to analyze them individually, starting with Chris Karen.

Characteristics of Chris Karen:
- Power tripping.
- The puppet of MJ.
- Apathetic Behavior

Chris Karen reminds me of a stray dog who was once lost, wandering the lobbies of Yahoo. Until one day, he was finally pitied enough to find that special place in the heart of a stranger. Now he's taken advantage, pissing on the furniture and shitting on the carpet. Such a bad dog CK, MJ would gravely disapprove if you weren't like a stepson to him that he enjoys molesting. If it isn't a well known fact by now that MJ gave CK his first 8brcam, well.. oops? Potentially the 2nd was a toss as well, who knows, who cares. The point is, CK is a nothing more than a stray who should have been sent to the pound, not given a bone.

Characteristics of MJ:
- CK's Puppet Master
- Cynical
- Arrogant

Ah where to begin with MJ. First off, I wouldn't let MJ mow my grass if it was growing over my head and he was the last Mexican on this planet. MJ would like to think because he runs 8brcam he can do and say what he likes, but clearly that isn't acceptable by the standards of Y! Bash. As a side note, I'd like to say once again CONGRATULATIONS to Stu on a well deserved victory. You definitely put MJ back in his place (smuggling heroin in his ass to afford more tacos?). I kid people I kid ! If anythings going in MJ's ass it's CK's penis, j/s. Everyone knows MJ is bias when it comes to 8brcam, so that's old news. You can't blame the guy though, anyone who's dedicated half their life to an internet game is going to go through un-proper channels to get the job done. It may mean a lot to him, but I know one thing he loves more than Y! Pool...... CK! Awwwwwww too fucking cute :->

And this concludes the first blog of Y! Bash, with plenty more to come...